I'm a little bit country

Hey it's Brent Poer, guest blogging with a special tip.

I'm a little bit country (being from The South) and we take our eating disorders seriously. No prescriptions from doctors. None of this bullshit called "self-restraint". I mean, we are a portion of the country that believes in fried food and binge drinking.

Here's our secret:

1) Eat all you want
2) Drink your face off
3) Eat several squares of this before bed time

You will be as clean as a whistle by morning time and thin as a rail by the weekend. You may need rubber sheets because of a little late night seepage (depends on how wasted you get from all that beer) and you may have to have your plumbing replaced but...

YOU'LL BE SKINNY.

Head on down to Wal-Greens and fill up a shopping cart.

Taste like chocolate!!!!!