Caffein Tights: Starbucks Gone Bananas!

We can all related to getting the Starbucks Triple Red Eye 3-4 times a day to induce a healthy laxitive effect. I can barely make it home before I am dumping several pounds.    Now you can wear your caffein.  Slip on these tights made of coffee beans and body heat releases caffeine microcapsules into the leg, thus promoting the metabolism to kick in and start burning the fat.

I am wearing them now, they feel sexy and are a great nude color so no one can tell. Look how hot!