Stepping up the diet. Three ticks up my sleeve....

Here are 3 ways I am stepping up the diet.


1. Pad lock the fridge.  Who cares if you spent $5000 on a sub-zero.  Slam that shut!!!!

2. Electro shock thearapy  (kinda messes up the hair, but worth it )

3. Face mask and strait jacket.  I had mine made by the same craftsmen who make Hermes bridels using the best leathers and canvas.  A little tricky to wear at work, but can easily be consealed with a scarf