Pray this doesn't happen to you

Way to GO!

I though a little success story would keep us all motivated these last few days.  Bet he never thought that his skinny picture would look so good!  Too bad he ate his right nipple in his sleep. 

Male Bulimia

This was a GREAT article.  So many good tips and I found the photos to be very motivating.

Shave pounds off, shave those feet

Idea: head to the pedicurist, grab a razor and have your Vietnamese frienemy go to town on those feet.  I lost 1lb 6 oz just from exfoliating dead heal skin.  And since long toe nails are out this season, try going short and you may knock off a couple of more lb's. 


Check out my feet before and after!

and now....

Thank God, a diet we can stick to in Harbour

I called ahead and notified the bar staff to have those Martini glasses ready.

Take this now!

Ill give you the anibiotics to cure when you get to Harbour.

Stepping up the diet. Three ticks up my sleeve....

Here are 3 ways I am stepping up the diet.


1. Pad lock the fridge.  Who cares if you spent $5000 on a sub-zero.  Slam that shut!!!!

2. Electro shock thearapy  (kinda messes up the hair, but worth it )

3. Face mask and strait jacket.  I had mine made by the same craftsmen who make Hermes bridels using the best leathers and canvas.  A little tricky to wear at work, but can easily be consealed with a scarf

No those aren't tatas!

Shay signing on.....
Now if this won't get you to the gym...just say no to back fat!

Miss Nasty

Ok, peeps, there is essentially one week left so I thought there should be some tough love.  Nothing makes me want to staple my mouth shut like an image of Janet, FAT, jogging on the beach.  No packing sweats for Harbour, even preppy ones with anchors.  I have to stop typing, I only had 67 calories today.